Hilarity Ensued

Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

Apr 24
Apr 23
kilicanfilimeanyday:

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

Only version of this I’ve liked

kilicanfilimeanyday:

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."

Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

Only version of this I’ve liked

Apr 23

kaleidoscopechild:

thekingofhorror:

mrrobotico:

princesuzuki:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Apr 23
did-you-kno:

Source 

Asexuals must be super human, then! Whoot!

did-you-kno:

Source 

Asexuals must be super human, then! Whoot!

Apr 23

ceruleancynic:

roachpatrol:

ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???

THIS IS WHY THE VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE EVERY TIME THEY FEED MAKES NO FUCKING SEEEEEEEENSE

well, that and the “wow, that was really dumb, now I have to hide this body and people are gonna get super suspicious :(” factor

ok, so there’s like 450 calories per pint of human blood according to the internet. what’s the vampire’s metabolic rate? how many calories per day do they actually need? work THAT out and then figure out how many ounces they’d need to take from how many people and also cut it out with the leather trousers and crushed-velvet poet shirts, that shit’s unbearable.  

Apr 22

petrichorandrose:

Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.

OMFG IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU DO TODAY, WATCH THIS VIDEO. AHAHAHA OH MY GOD.

I wonder if he knows that he has won the approval of the entire population of tumblr because of his beautiful hatred of his own damn movies.

Apr 22
bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

Apr 22

radical-carrot asked: about the whole anesthesia thing, I actually had a history teacher last semester who said he wasn't given enough anesthesia to go under so he couldn't move or communicate throughout the entire procedure but could see and sort of feel them taking out his appendix since he got appendicitis a few years ago and he described it as the most uncomfortable experience in his life despite the fact he was thankfully given enough so that he couldn't feel pain, just a slight tingle where they cut.

sixpenceee:

oh my god

atleast no pain right?

My dad has the opposite problem where he’s super sensitive to it. You can quarter the dosage he should get based on his height and weight, and it still knocks him flat on his back.

My mom had the brilliant idea to tell this story to my doctors as they were putting me under for my wisdom teeth removal. I’m not sensitive like my dad, but they must have thought I was since she was telling it, because I’m pretty sure they started with an extremely low dosage and slowly increased it until it knocked me out. I experienced the amazingly unpleasant feeling of my arms and legs disappearing, starting at my digits and creeping up my limbs. I asked them what they were waiting for- they said ‘Nothing’. After a couple minutes, with my eyes still open, the doctor monitoring me said ‘Okay, we can start’ and I was like ‘Hell no am I going to be awake when they start cutting into my mouth to remove my teeth’, so I shut my eyes and willed myself unconscious.

Apr 22
fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

I’m American and I’m proud to say I get it.

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

I’m American and I’m proud to say I get it.

Apr 21
helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

Apr 21
Apr 21

idontlikeitpaintitred:

A   C O N T I N U A T I O N   O F   T H I S

NOTE: Because of many people’s similar reaction to my previous post, I feel the need to clarify that this series isn’t intended to have a Hans-apologist kind of vibe. My purpose here is not to excuse his behaviour in the film or to get people to pity him. I just wanted to add a little bit of ‘depth’ where it was suggested there were stories behind his actions. I’m basically trying to figure out a possible background and progression that could explain why and how he was shaped into a villain, if we accept some villains are made rather than born. But I get some people want this character to be evil for the sake of being evil, and that is completely fine! So please don’t get too upset over these, keep in mind this is just my take on a hypothetic past, loosely based on hints from the movie and what Frozen directors have revealed so far.

Inspiration from rennydraws for the 8th panel and donc-desole for the last one.

In the middle picture, Hans falls asleep next to The Art of Intimacy off to the far left. The dude is really trying and it breaks my heart.