Hilarity Ensued

Sep 01

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

This is why capitalising proper nouns, even when making Tumblr posts, is so important.

Sep 01
patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Sep 01

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

Sep 01

awkwardsituationist:

spring night — one hour worth
a thousand gold coins;
clear scent of flowers,
shadowy moon.
songs and flutes upstairs — threads of sound;
in the garden, a swing,
where night is deep and still.

su tung-p’o (1037-1101ce)

photos by atomiczen in new zealand’s lake tekapo and tazmania’s cradle mountain

Sep 01

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

Sep 01
quoththerobin:

sarcasticcarsalesman:

historydepartment:

simplyfreddieg:

boost-and-barbells:

mountedcrucifix:

omg

Holy shit, I almost lost it…

Lucky son of a bitch!

HOLY SHIT

Bucky??

This is Jason Todd and this was taped in Dick Grayson’s squad car and Dick, Damian, Babs, and Cas will not let him live it down no matter how much he vehemently denies that it happened despite the video evidence and his ruined bike. Tim and Steph pretend to trip then flip and land like that when they see him. 

Makes it hard to see a motorcyclist when they do shit like this.

quoththerobin:

sarcasticcarsalesman:

historydepartment:

simplyfreddieg:

boost-and-barbells:

mountedcrucifix:

omg

Holy shit, I almost lost it…

Lucky son of a bitch!

HOLY SHIT

Bucky??

This is Jason Todd and this was taped in Dick Grayson’s squad car and Dick, Damian, Babs, and Cas will not let him live it down no matter how much he vehemently denies that it happened despite the video evidence and his ruined bike. Tim and Steph pretend to trip then flip and land like that when they see him. 

Makes it hard to see a motorcyclist when they do shit like this.

Sep 01

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

Aug 31
godlessmen:

Probably just a coincidence…
Source: reddit

godlessmen:

Probably just a coincidence…

Source: reddit

Aug 31

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

This. I am disgusted every time I see someone throw something on the ground or set it somewhere for someone else to pick up. What? Are you five? Just hold the damn thing until you find a garbage or recycling!

My cousin does this and it pisses me off.

Aug 31

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

Aug 31
shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

Aug 31
sully-s:

A mermaid 

Love this, but that thing would never stay on her head underwater.

sully-s:

A mermaid 

Love this, but that thing would never stay on her head underwater.

Aug 31

eviljovan:

omg it’s so fucking cute 

Honey, I Shrunk the Pig

Aug 31

We are in trouble!

The Population of this country is 310 million. 160
Million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the
Work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
Government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
With killing TERRORISTS. Which leaves 17.2
Million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8
Million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
Leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given
Time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
In prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the
Work.
You and me.
And there
You are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes
Nice. Real nice.
Aug 30

sixpenceee:

These structures are all made from cardboard. The artist behind this is Kai Xiang Xhong.