May 2012
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Who Needs Feminism?: I need Feminism because... →
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My grade 12 ethics teacher told my class that it’s a woman’s job to be openly committed to chastity when on a date so that the male will know why she doesn’t want to be harassed.
Me: *raises hand* “Why can’t the male just be expected to be respectful from the start? I shouldn’t have to give…
This pisses me off
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averagefuture:
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
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A Nargle's Deductions: ...what just happened...??? →
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have-tardis-will-time-travel:
So, I was falling asleep during class…I was just going to doodle a bit to keep myself awake…and this happened…I…I don’t understand…my mind…
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
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supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Going Downstairs →
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