August 2012
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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should...
meme4u:
Oh, the pun
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I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
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badfuckingkarma:
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caraknightley:
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
#BRUCE BANNER #THE PUFFER FISH
FANDOM I LOVE YOU
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Me →
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Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
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liamoflegends:
nic-cages-dick:
i morphed jesus and nic cage
i have seen the face of god
we’re going to steal the 10 commandments
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dancemakestheworldgoround:
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tigerpellets:
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm...
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